Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Guitar Chord by Nischal Acharya...



Deewana leke aya hain
F D# F
Deewana leke aya hain, dil ka tarana
C F C
Dekho kahin yaaro, thukara na dena
F D# Bb
Mera nazarana
F
Aaj ka din hai, kitna suhana
Bb C F
Jhoom raha pyar mera
F
Puri ho dil ki, saari muradein
Bb C
Khush rahe yaar mera
D# Bb
Ho, Ho, chaand sa jeevan
C
Saathi mubarak
F D# Bb
Jeevan mein aana


Chand shifarish- Faana
chand shifarish jo karta humari
Am.....E...........G............
deta woh tumko bata
C................Am
sharmo haya ke parde girake
AM.............G.......C
karni hai humko khata
....................Am
Zid hai ab to hai khud ko mitana
F..........C....................................
hona hai tuzme fana
G.................C
whistling part:-
Dm....C....A#....Dm


O hansini- Kishor Kumar
F#m E F#m E
O hansini, meri hansini Kahaan ud chali
F# F#m
Mere armaano pe pankh lagaake, kahan ud chali
A E
Aaja meri raato mein lehek raha re tera kajra
A F#m
Aaja meri saason mein mehek raha re tera gajra
(repeat stanza)
F#m
O hansini...
A E
Der se leheron mein kamal samhale hue man ka
A F#m
Jeevan tal mein bhatak raha re



Song : Ye Shaam Mastaanii
Movie : Kati Patang
Defaults : s r2 g3 m1 p d2 n3
(unless otherwise specified. See Legend for more details)
Scale : C

ye shaam mastaanii, mada_hosh kiye jaaye
p S R Sd p p p S S R R G
C Am C
mujhe Dor koii khii.nche, terii ooor liye jaaye
G G G P D P M P M M G GMGR P P G RS
C F G C
duur rahatii hai tuu, mere paas aatii nahii.n
D M P D P S S D M P D P
F C F C
hoTho.n pe tere, kabhii pyaas aatii nahii.n
S D MP D P S S D M P D P
F C F C
aisaa lage, jaise ki tuu, ha.Nske zahar koii piye jaaye
N D P M D P M G R R R R M2 M2 P M M G Pp
G7 Dm D G7



Chehera hai ya chaand khila hai
Am Am
Chehera hai ya chaand khila hai Zulfa ghaneri shaam hai kya
G C Am
Sagar jaisi aankhon wali Ye to bata tera naam hai kya.
Am E Am
Are tu kya jaane teri khatir Kitna hai betaab ye dil
Am E G Am
Tu kya jaane dekh raha hai kaise kaise khwaab ye dil
Am E
Dil Kehta Hai Tu Hai Yahaan To Jaata Lamha Tham Jaaye
A D G Am
Waqt Ka Dariya Behte Behte Is Manzar Mein Jam Jaaye
Am Am
Toone Deewana Dil Ko Banaaya Is Dil Par Ilzaam Hai Kya
G C Am
Saagar Jaisi Aankhon Vaali Ye To Bataa Tera Naam Hai Kya
Chosrus....
Em Am G B Am

Hindi SMS

• Gud Morning! Aap ye soch rahe honge ki Raat ko Gud Morning kaise?Simple! Phone mera, Paise mere, Msg mera, toh marzi bhi meri! Jo marzi aayega wo bhejunga.
• Elephant falls in Luv with Ant, but Ant's parents were against their marriage. Guess why?They gave a Solid Reason: Kehnde Munde de dand Bahar ne.
• Pappu: Dad, mein biwi nu sms kita ki main Raat nu aunga, ghar aaya te kisi hor de nal suti si.Dad: Puttar galti mobile company di aa, jede time nal sms nahi bhejde!
• Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!
• Janwaran di party chal rahi cee Chua 4 peg la ke set cee.Billi: J ajj party na hundi ta mai tenu ajj kha jandi.Chua: Ja tur ja saliye, loki kehan ge khadi piti wich janani kut diti.
• I pray to God that any person who tries to fuck ur happiness, may his ass begin to itch & his hand grow shorter that he can't reach his ass to scratch.
• Ek Tapori ki wife: Sunte ho ji, Apne chinku ne aaj pehla aadha shabd bola.Tapori: Achcha, Kya bola ?Wife: Behan...
• He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
• Ek samay ki bat hai, Mata Lakshmi ji ka ULLU unse rooth gaya aur bola, 'Apki sab puja karte hain, mujhe koi nahin puchhta'Lakshmi ji boli: Ab se har sal meri puja se 8-10 din pehle tumhari puja hogi. Us din Ullu puje jayenge.Tabhi se Diwali k pehle us din ko KARWA CHAUTH keh kar manaya jata hai!
• 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidentsarer due to driving without drinking! Piyo Sar Utha Ke!

Rabba mere kanjar Dost nu suneha pahucha dayi,Ohde dil ch khayal mera pa dayi,Mast hoya houga kise kudi de supnia ch,Os kamine nu sadi vi yad dawa dayi.
• Ae kalam ruk ruk ke chal ek adab ka mukaam hai,teri nok ke neeche mere mehboob ka naam hai.
• Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...
• Na moh na maya hai; Aalas tumhi ko aaya hai; Humein bhi msg kar k dekh lo; Nokia/Motorola/Sony ne ye mobile sirf tumhari GIRLFRIEND k liye nahi banaya hai.
• Yaad hum bhi aapko karte hai, yaad aap bhi hame karte hai,fark itna hai hum yaad ane par sms karte hai aur aap sms ane par yaad karte hai.
• Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai woh, samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai woh,Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi, par shukar hai jab bhi milte hai muskurate hai woh.
• Zindagi de 4 din hass khed k katt lo,pyar naal duniya ch khatna jo khat lo,lutt lo nazara jag wale mele da,pata nahio hunda yaaro aun wale wele da.
• Kise-kise mutiyar de hai sir utte palla,PAGG wala munda dise dasan vicho kalla,Jeanan chall payian suitan da riwaaz na riha, Mera pehlan varga rangla Punjab na reha.
• Asin jitte bazi tan mashoor ho gaye,Tere haseyan ch hase tan hanju door ho gaye,Bas ik tere jehe dost di dosti badoult,Asin tutte kach ton KÖHINÖÖR ho gaye.
• Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai woh,Samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai woh,Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi,Par shukar hai jab bhi milte hai muskurate hai woh.
I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
I have the “I”,I have the “L”,I have the “O”,I have the “V”,I have the“E”,… so pls can I have “U”?
Zindagi de 4 din hass khed k katt lo,Pyar naal duniya ch khatna jo khat lo,Lutt lo nazara jag wale mele da,Pata nahio hunda yaaro aun wale wele da... Enjoy!
• Moor ker na dekh mujhe, yoon hanstay hanstay,Mere dost hain baray hoshiyaar, keh dengay bhabhi Namaste.
• Dil ke dard ko dil todne waala kya jaane,pyaar ke rivajo ko ye jmaana kya jaane,hoti hai kitni takleef kabar mein,upper se phool chadane waala kya jaane
• Dil do to kisi ek ko,Aur do to kisi nek ko...Jo samjhe pyaar ke matlab ko..Jab tak saccha dildar na mile, try karte raho har ek ko.
• Har khushi teri taraf mod doon,Tere liye chand taare tak tod doon,khushiyo ke darwaje tere liye khol doon,Itna kaafi hai ya do chaar jhoot aur bol du
• Judai apki rulati rahegi,yaad apki aati rahegi,pal pal jaan jati rahegi,jab tak jism mein hai jaan har saans ye rishta nibhati rahegi.
• Har daag, daag nahi hota, har yaar wafadar nahi hota,Yeh to dil milne ki baat hai, varna saat pheron mein bhi pyar nahi hota.
• Tere naal dosti akhri sah tak nibawange,Tere pairan thalle assi ta talliyaan tikaawange,Jado marzi parakh lai mere dosta,Teri mashuk asi phasavange.
• AMLI kehnda hai: Kafan na pao mere Chehre te, mainu aadat hai muskraun di.Ajj di raat na dafnaao mainu yaro, aaj umeed hai Bhukki wale truck de aaun di.
• Yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na, Saade utte tenu reham koi na, Horan nu tu din raat SMS kare, saade leyi tere kol time koi naa.

How 2 catch squirrels?It's simple. Just climb a tree & sit, Squirrels will come in search of U... U know Y? Coz They Love NUTS!
• Keeping a place for me in ur heart is ok, but keeping a place for me in your mind mite be dangerous coz people say... I'm MIND BLOWING.
• My Marriage is Fixed Surprisd?Dekho free di party da sun k kivein khush hunde ne.
• Banta: How do you say Topless in Urdu?Santa: KHULE AAM...
• The successful marriage depends on one simple equation: Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties.
• There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends, Good job, Good food, Good sleep & Good _ UCK. Whatever u are thinking... is right. Good Day.
• Tum sab dost meri zindagi ho, aur aur aur aur aur Lahnat hai aisi zindagi pe!
• True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All ur relatives were standing behind u!
• Commerce joke: Do u know y in a couple's photo man is on the right side & woman on the left?Because as per balance sheet liabilities are on left side and assets on right!
• Girl anounced her engagement. Father: Does this fellow have any money?Girl: Oh! Daddy, U men are all alike, that's exactly what he asked me about you!

Keeping a place for me in ur heart is ok, but keeping a place for me in your mind mite be dangerous coz people say... Im MIND BLOWING.
• Everything Is Pre-written & nothing can be re-written. So, live the best and leave the rest to God. Gud Day!
• No one in this world is rich enough to buy his own PAST. So enjoy each moment before it gets beyond your reach!
• A lovely message for a lovely person from a lovely friend for a lovely reason at a lovely time from a lovely mind in a lovely mood in a lovely style to wish u a Gud Day!
• Be more concerned about ur character than your reputationn coz ur character is who you are & your reputaion is what others think of U!
• Dreams are to be forgotten, reality to be lived, desires to be fulfilled, destiny to be reached, promises to be kept, relationship to be respected & friendship to be Treasured !
• Sometime in life we think we don’t need anyone... but sometime in life we don’t have anyone when we need... so don’t let ur best buddies go!
• The successful marriage depends on one simple equation: Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties.
• The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether we are happy or not.
• When it rains all the birds fly for shelter but eagle alone avoids the rain by flying above the clouds. Their problem is the same but their attitude differs! Gud Day!
Yaran de sache pyar nu yaad rakhi,mapian de satkar nu yaad rakhin,Punjabi sabiachar nu yaad rakhin,dil de kisi kone which iss nimane yaar nu yaad rakhin.
• Meri ankho ko sapne fir dikha gaya koi, buzhti sason me mahak fir jaga gaya koi, kya ye sachmuch pyar hai, ya Chutiya fir se bana gaya koi.
• Bade ajeeb hain ye zindagi ke raaste, anjane mod par kuchh log dost ban jate hain, milne ki khushi de ya na de bichhadne ka gam zarur de jate hain.
• Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain,Aapke sms bhi din raat hain,Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo,Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hain.
• Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de,Tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de,Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna,Kam se kam ek Missed call he maar de
• Pyar ko mat chhupao, usey zarurat hai jatane ki, Apni pratibhaon ko mat chupao, unhe zarurat hai badhane ki, Ab aur perfume mat lagao, tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki.
• Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla, dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla,Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.
• Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta,kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta,Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta,lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.
• Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye, Dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye, Kaise yaad na aaye aapki ek pal ke liye, Jab dil me ho aap har pal ke liye.
• Ek jaam ulfat ke naam, ek jaam mohabat ke naam. Ek jaam wafa k naam, puri botal bewafa ke naam, Aur pura theka doston ke naam
God’s love has no limit. God’s Grace has no measure. God’s power knows no boundaries. May u have God’s endless blessings today and forever.
• All the right things are not possible always. All the possible things are not right always. Be true to both ur mind & heart, u'll never go wrong!
• Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent. So, when your value increases, keep yourself calm and silent. Gud Day!
• Whatever happens during ur day, just relax & manage to smile. Life is not a problem to be solved but a gift to be enjoyed. Make every day ur best day!
• Be simple & humble like Grass coz when a storm attacks, all the big trees get uprooted, but the simple grass survives. Simple but powerful. Gud Day!
• May the saddest days of your future be better than the happiest days of your past. Gud Day!
• Valuing someone isn't merely by seeing each other everyday. What counts is that somehow in our busy lives we remember to say: Take Care, U R precious!
• Look at sun and you see time. Look in heart and you see love. Look in eyes and you see life. Look at your mobile and you see who's thinking of u! It's me.
• Never walk away from a true friend. When u c some faults, b patient & realize that nobody is perfect. It's affection that matters, not perfection. Happy Friends’ Day!
• Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. Gud Day!
Mein pucheya rab nu: Tu jag pyaar da vairi kyun bana chadya?Rab hasseya te boleya: Tu kehra mere naal changi kiti hai. Tu v taan yaar nu rab bana chadeya
• Daag ansuon se dhoye hain,Jab bhi tanha huye hain roye hain,Dil mein kyon na uge yaad teri,Dil mein tere hi khawab boye hain.
• Ab umar ho gayi hai dil ki kitaab mein, kuch khusk paton ke siva kuch nahin raha,Jajbaat tamaam kho gaye lamhon ki dhool mein, ab dil mein dharkanon ke siva kuch nahi raha
• Log kahtey hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti hain maut nahi,Magar voh kya jane ki dhoka bhi zindagi deti hai maut nahi
• Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,Abhi Mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,College mein Ladkiyan aur bhi hein
• Sabne kaha Dosti ek Dard hai,Humne kaha Dard kabool hai,Subne kaha is Dard ke saath Jee na Paogay,Humne kaha teri Dosti ki saath Marna kabool hai
• Kasur na unka hai na mera, Hum dono hi rishton ki rasmein nibhate rahe,Woh dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe, Hum mohabbat ko dil mein chupate rahe.
• Mombati ke andar ka dhaga bola, Main jalta hoon to tu kyon pighalti hai?Mombati boli, Jisko dil mein jagah di woh bichade to aansoo to niklenge hi.
• Tumhara hamara rishta to aankhon aur palkon jaisa hai, Agar palak kuch der na jhapke to aankh ro deti hai, Aur agar aankh mein kuch chala jaye to palak tadap uthti hai.
• Na aana usse leke mere janaze mein,Meri Mohabbat ki tauhin hogi,Main 4 logon ke kandhe pe hounga,Aur meri jaan paidal hogi
People fall in luv not knowing why or how. It's so special a feeling that it doesn't require much answers. U just luv no matter how stupid u become.
• A Morning is a Wonderful Blessing, either Cloudy or Sunny. It stands for Hope, giving us another start of what we call Life. Gud Day!
• It’s the thing that satisfies ur mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! It’s called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
• A Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!
• No man in this world is rich enough to buy his own PAST. Enjoy each moment before it gets beyond reach. Gud Day!
• Don’t define ur failure by looking at somebody's Success. Also don’t define ur Success by looking at somebody's failure. Set ur own targets everyday to break!
• Silence is the best way to avoid problems; smile is a powerful tool to solve problems. So, have a Silent Smile always!
• True friends stand behind u during ur bad times. Do u want a proof? Check out your marriage album. U’ll find all ur friends standing behind U
• You look sweet when you open your eyes, look sweeter when you read and smile, but you look sweetest when you reply. So always try to look sweetest!
• It's hard to let go someone, who has touched your life but it hurts more to let go someone, who can never be yours, yet changed your life the most.